I'm a complete neutral so you've got to understand there's no sour grapes when I say:-

How come there isn't any goal scorers mentioned in the latest match report (6-6 draw), the names of people who find the back of 'the onion bag' are given in virtually every previous report.

Yours puzzlingly

Definately Not Barney
Sour Grapes Street
Why-Why-Why Town

All I can say is that it wouldn't have happened in my day! Maybe you could ask whoever does the now to include the goalscorers. (threads can be edited t oinclude them even now).

It's a slight on all the people who worked hard (and Eddie)to score their goals on Saturday.

I can only suggest that you put an alternative Match Report in the 'Match Reports' thread or in here.

Must say that Tony would have been mightily impressed with your goal - he likes to let the ball hit his shins when shooting too! lol


Lucky Large Mascot Sag

(not Sag)

I think you've made a mistake in your first sentence not Barney.

It should read "I'm completely neutered"

I thank you.

If you see Barney congratulate him on his wonder strike. It's lucky Shingo is not still manager he gave him implicit instructions never to shoot. Also tell Barney to remind Glover every chance he gets that he's ahead of him in the scorers chart.

Seemed an opportunity not to be missed:

A) I ain't no horse

B) Sag: "...whoever does the now..."
"....be edited t oinclude...."

Do you ever read what you write??

b. The poxy computers at the course I am on are a little on the 1980's side - keys stick and sometimes don't work. (I'd rather make my mistakes in here than on the pitch - unlike others. lol)

a. the double negative in your statement actually means that you are indeed a horse!

As they say on the Hawksby and Jacob's Talksport show - 'It's just... a horse'.

Or if you read it as slang, old man, you're talking crap.

Rob - what's the back of my shirt look like? I refer to when I lifted the ball over your head, ran around you (no mean feat) and crossed for Evv's cousin to score.

Class is permanent - form is temporary.

lol

Still, you have retired from competitive games, its all so easy in training (plus I couldn't be bothered to chase you)...........not the same as the real deal.

Surprised you didn't choke when you implied you were class - everyone else is!!