I thinc school kewed my brain. Skool lunch make me see things... like big potatoes... or was it tomatoes??? mmmmmmmmmm... capheeen.... I now require 1 gallon of cophee a day to remain in a semi-sane state... gallon? Maybe not a whole gallon, but a lot.
Me thinks I go eat XMark and steal his new compooter, cuz I wanna neato compooter.
Staple gun is fun... klack, klack, klack... OOOOOOWWW... I am brain-cleaned... errr... washed? I like JROTC... I spin rifle at almost 150 RPM... or was it 20? 20 million? My grammer no gut... I should never start a snentance wif a number unless I spel it out... and gut is German, I just finished my German homework... I think I will take this staple out of my head now... oh no... blood all over the slow compooter...
Do you know how much fun a baseball bat is?
Josh's Hamster: "Hey you normal people, Josh is scaring me, what do I do? JOSH GET AWAY WITH THAT STAPLE GUN!!! PUT THAT BAT BACK IN THE CLOSET!!!" (flaming noise)...(Josh screams)..."My flamethrower is all that keeps me from being a victim of this insane idiot... help me people, I have to sleep sometime..."