Three guys are walking down the beach and they find a bottle. (yep, another one o' them genie in a bottle jokes) One guy picks up the bottle and a genie pops out. The genie says "Genie in the bottle, locked up for a millenium, blah blah blah you know the drill. Anyway, there's three of you so you each get one wish. And don't try that wishing for more wishes crap."
The first guy says "I want to really smart."
The genie groans "Dude, you gotta be more specific. How smart do you want to be, exactly?"
The guy thinks for a while and answers "Ten times smarter than I am."
POOF! The genie does his thing. "There you go, next!"
The second guy says "I want to be ten times smarter than HE is!"
The genie groans. "So much for originality. Well, here you go..." POOF! He's ten times smarter than the first guy.
The third guy talks to the genie. "I want to be 10 times smarter than any man on earth!"
POOF! He turns into a woman
