No-One exists.
Because reality is an illusion. Why? Because the foundation of reality is time, and time does not exist.
Why does time not exist? Because the future does not yet exist, and the past no longer exists. The present is an infinitely thin barrier between the two. Mathematically, anything that is infinitely thin is non-existant, therfore the present does not exist. Therfore, we have proven that time does not exist. Thefore, reality does not exist.
I love phylosiphy. =)
Even though i can't spell it. =(