ESPN HEADQUARTERS
Company memo to Human Resources Department:

Please try to find us the most offensive, insulting, racist, egotistical liar available to work as football anal-lyst (whoops).

He need not have any football knowledge, nor any sporting abilities whatsoever (in fact, as long as he is out of shape and white he will be fine). His political views are unimportant, except that those are the only criteria that will be used to judge his employability.

Oh, but he must be a great communicator! Think Strom Thurmond, Newt Gingrich, Mussolini, etc...ASAP

Board of Directors, Espn, KKK, Halliburton.

Peter Williams, Guangdong Province, China

I won't watch ESPN until he is gone (We also get ESPN in China, and I will do my best to keep him from infecting my new homeland). Ditto to Disney.