After conducting my end of season review I have no pleasure in rewarding you with the most fussy, petty and OTT ob in the division. At one stage they were going to arrest the whole coach containing 49 lads. Then I think they realised their sh1tty little police station couldn't hold a tenth of that.
A few of our lads that did have to go back to court mentioned that a few Bournemouth and Yeovil lads were expected in court a few hours after them. What happened there? Did something actually go off or was it your ob over reacting again?

Didn't realise any yeovil got nicked, we didn't see any all evening. Our arrests were for stupid things like coin throwing and D+D, don't think anyone got found guilty.