Para caldear los ánimos, un chiste, auqnue no faltará el COPRÓFAGO que se ofenda jejejeje
CARTA DE UN NEGRO
>Querido amigo blanco:
>Un par de cosas deberías saber,
>Cuando yo nací, yo era negro.
>Cuando empecé a crecer, era negro.
>Cuando voy a la playa soy negro.
>Cuando tengo frió sigo siendo negro.
>Cuando tengo pánico soy negro.
>Cuando me enfermo soy negro.
>Inclusive cuando me muero continuo siendo negro.
>En cambio tú, mi querido amigo blanco.
>Cuando naces eres rosado.
>Cuando empiezas a crecer te pones blanco.
>Cuando vas a la playa te pones rojo.
>Cuando tienes frío te pones azul.
>Cuando tienes pánico te pones amarillo.
>Cuando estás enfermo te pones verde.
>Cuando te mueres te pones gris.
>Y tu todavía tienes la osadía de decirme que:
>yo soy "de color"???
>no jodas!
>Firma:
>un negro enojado!!!
Se pasa igual cuando no sabes nada de ingles asi que no te preocupes que te entendemos... pero nadie como brother jajaja el entiende, comprende y sera que habla asi??? con lo poco que te oi el dia del cine me quede con la duda bro... jejeje
horror yo tratar de hablar su lengua pero al tratar mi lengua trabar entonces pensar que usted no entender la lengua que yo querer expresar por no poder manejar mi lengua y no saber en realidad que lengua yo hablar
Appy, the one that is inventing a new language is my friend Brotherer. He's writing in some sort of "spanglish" and your translator must be going nuts with this!
Chica soy muy triste que sus amigos españoles son malos. Los pensé sería agradable como usted. Este tipo de cosa puede causar un incidente del interanational
1) South America is not a country, America is the name of the continente, that includes NOrth America (from where you come from amigo), Central America (finishes in Panama) and South America (starts in Venezuela)
So i guess you where trying to say that you have heard that in some country in south america, people are kidnapped for money and the answer is, yes it happens some times, just like in the U.S. I have heard some people are killed for no reason in high schools.
So tell me horrorizado...do you or peolple you know wear life vests to go to school?
...just curious...How did you find out about us (meaning this bunch of crazy pals you are having contact with right now)? Are we becoming popular overseas or what??? Where are you from? Where are you writting from? hehehehehe
Rich people usually hire private security for their homes, mostly because, they're rich
We, regular folks, no, we don't. Sometimes we hire a "guard" for the block or neighborhood. This "guard" is usually an unarmed one, who's purpose is mmmm I really don't know his purpose
I think crime rates in our biggest cities are around the levels of any other big city....
1) South America is not a country, America is the name of the continente, that includes NOrth America (from where you come from amigo), Central America (finishes in Panama) and South America (starts in Venezuela)
So i guess you where trying to say that you have heard that in some country in south america, people are kidnapped for money and the answer is, yes it happens some times, just like in the U.S. I have heard some people are killed for no reason in high schools.
So tell me horrorizado...do you or peolple you know wear life vests to go to school?
... Chica has some friends at a Forum she has been visiting over a year, so as this is Chica´s Forum, they are coming by to see around the place (be nice to them! hehehe)
okok sorry tienes razon...sorry hirrorizada pero I can't help it :O) It's me MAFALDA...always questioning the not so obvious
anyways, where are you from?
If you are from the states, what state are you from?
Regarding your questions, I am gonna be really straight-forward with you. I hope you are not one of those culturally self-centered Americans, who think that there's nothing else beyond your borders.
I hope you are not opinionated and if you have the chance or you are willing to, don't think it twice. Come over SouthAmerica, especifically, Ecuador, and then we'll talk.
Anyways, if this is not the case, then, I am pleased you are willing to learn a little bit more about us.
yo no reir de usted, ni usted reir tampoco de lengua mia yo tratar de comuicar con usted pero usted creer que yo reir, en todo caso (anyways)la cosa ser que no tratar de reir mientras usted escribir ni yo tampoco ok?
Rio es peligroso pero solo ser en ciertos lugares, los lugares turísticos ser controlados por muchos oficiales de la ley, para dar seguridad a nosotros los turistas que vamos por allá. Rio ser una ciudad muy pero very beautiful.
por favor no seguir pensando que yo reir porque yo llorar...
