I just received your e-mail, send me your mailing address.
I used to joke I would never get a webcam. I reasoned that if I did, I would be on the Internet disgracing myself within hours. That timeline, it appears, was optimistic. A webcam came with my new MacBook Pro, and within ten minutes of starting it... My pants were pulled down and my shirt was pulled up and I honestly couldn't choose between being mortified at myself and thinking, "If dignity means I can't do this, then fuck dignity!