>> >> >A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at
>a
>> >>bar
>> >>
>> >>in a small town. He's going through his usual run of stupid blond
>jokes,
>> >>when
>> >>a big blond woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says: "I've
>> >>heard
>> >>just about enough of your denigrating blond jokes, *******. What makes
>> >>you
>> >>think you can stereotype women that way? What does a person's physical
>> >>attributes have to do with their worth as a human being? It's guys like
>> >>you
>> >>who keep women like me from being respected at work and in my
>community,
>> >>of
>> >>reaching my full potential as a person ... because you and your kind
>> >>continue
>> >>to perpetuate discrimination against not only
>> >>blondes but women at large ... all in the name of humor. "
>> >> Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the blond pipes
>> >>up,
>> >>"You stay out of this Mister, I'm talking to that little bastard on
>your
>> >>knee!" >>