You know you are Canadian if......

by Nomad

You know you're a Canadian when...

10. You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.

9. You know that Mounties "don't always look like that."

8. You use a tennis ball more for road hockey than for tennis.

7. You know that Casey and Finnegan are not a Celtic musical group.

6. You understand the phrase, "Could you please pass me a serviette, I just spilled my poutine"

5. You drive on a highway, not a freeway.

4. You know that francophones, anglophones and allophones are not electronic devices.

3. You drink pop, not soda.

2. You can eat more than one maple sugar candy without feeling nauseous.

1. You're not sure if Jean Chretien has EVER had extramarital sex and don't want to know if he has!

Posted on Jul 11, 1999, 11:03 PM

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