9. The winner of the 200m in the Olympics is NOT the fastest man in the world.
8. Incredibly, they only have one word for "snow."
7. Every time we mention the city "Regina," they won't stop giggling.
6. Canadians are not the ones with the funny accent.
5. In some American movies when there's an airport scene, you'll see boarding gates for Chicago, New York, L.A., and then one gate that just says Canada.
4. The proper response when someone says "thank you" is not "uh huh."
3. We're pretty sure they're holding Wayne Gretzky down there against his will.
2. Tired of hearing, "You're from Canada, huh? Then you must know Celine Dion ... I just love her!"
And the number one Canadian complaint about Americans:
1. Won't acknowledge enormous cultural contributions of Keanu Reeves.
(Inspired by Dave Letterman's Late Show Top Ten List for April 9, 1997)
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