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> An old hockey player went to the grocery store and put the most
> expensive cat food in his basket. He then went to the check
> out counter where he told the check out girl. "Nothing but the
> best for my little kitten. "The girl at the cash register
> said, "I'm sorry, but we cannot sell you cat food without proof that you
> have a cat. A lot of old people buy cat food to eat, and the
> management wants proof that you are buying the cat food for
> your cat." The old guy went home, picked up his cat and
> brought it back to the store.
>
>
> They sold him the cat food.
>
> The next day, the old guy went to the store and bought 12 of
> the most expensive dog cookies -- one for each day of
> Christmas. The cashier this time demanded proof that he
> now had a dog, claiming that old people sometimes eat dog
> food. Frustrated he went home, came back and brought in
> his dog.
>
> He was then given the dog cookies.
>
> The next day he brought in a box with a hole in the lid. The
> old hockey player asked the cashier to stick her finger in the hole.
> The cashier said, "No, you might have a snake in there." He assured her that there was nothing in the box
> that would bite her. So the cashier put her finger into the box
> and pulled it out and told the old hockey player, "That smells like
> crap."
>
> He grinned from ear to ear, "Now, my dear, can
> I please buy three rolls of toilet paper?"
>
> Never fool around with a retired hockey player:
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