Slotsy and The Devil

by Nomad

 

One day in hell while Satan is making his rounds he comes across Slotsy, who does not appear at all discomforted by the heat while performing his labours in hell. Satan asks Slotsy why he doesn't seem bothered by the heat.
Slotsy says "Why this is just a like a typical summer day in Ontario".

Hearing this Satan proceeds to crank up the fires of hell to get to Slotsy. A little while later, Satan checks in on Slotsy, who is still happily working away at his labours, with only a little trickle of sweat coming off his brow. Satan asks again why Slotsy is not bothered by the heat.

The Slotman replies "Oh this is nothing, this is just a like a hot summer's day in Ontario".

The devil gets pretty upset about this so he turns the heat way down He goes back to the Slotman who is still happily performing his labours. Satan asks again.

The Slotman replies "Oh this is just like a typical winter day in Ontario".

Satan's pretty perturbed by now so he turns the heat right off. Icicles form everywhere. The fires of hell are covered with a thick layer of ice. All the minor demons and devils are wearing the overcoats and longjohns. Satan heads back to Slotsy and sees him jumping up and down all excited. Satan asks why he is so happy?

Slotsy replies "THE LEAFS HAVE WON THE CUP! THE LEAFS HAVE WON THE CUP!"




Posted on Jul 18, 1999, 11:32 AM

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  1. Ha Ha!! AND--> I managed to keep my beer cold too!!!! (nm). Slotsy, Jul 18, 1999
  2. LMFAO. guitargoddess, Oct 19, 2002

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