Pierre Turgeon and Claude Lemieux walk into a pet store. Right away they go over to the exotic bird section. Claude says to Pierre "Dats dem". The store clerk comes over and asks if he can help them.
"Yea , we'll take four of dem dere bird in dat cage up dere" says Claude, "Put dem in a paper bag".
The clerk does and the two guys leave the store. They get into Claude's truck and drive for three hours until they are high up in the hills and stop at the face of a large cliff with a 500 foot drop.
"Dis look like a good place eh?" says Pierre.
"Oh yea! Dis it look good" replied Claude.
They flip a coin and Jean wins the toss, "Tabernac! I guess me I got to go first eh?" says Pierre
Pierre takes two birds out of the bag, places them on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff. Claude watches as Pierre drops off the edge and goes straight down for a few seconds followed by a "SPLAT".
As Claude looks over the cliff he shakes his head and says.
"Forget dis. Dis budgie jumping is too dangerous for me!!!!"