Hockey Vs. Sex...

by Nomad

Top 10 Reasons Why Hockey Is Better Than Sex!

10. It's legal to play hockey professionally.

9. The puck is always hard.

8. Protective equipent is reusable, and you don't have to wash it.

7. It last a full hour.

6. You know your finished when the buzzer sounds.

5. Your parents cheer when you score.

4. Periods only last 20 minutes.

3. You can count on it at least twice a week.

2. You can tell your friends about it afterwards.

1. A two-on-one or a three-on-one is not uncommon.

Posted on Jul 19, 1999, 10:42 AM

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