10. When your season tickets arrive in the mailbox, icicles are hanging from the red flag.
9. All of the Toronto strip clubs are empty.
8. The limousine cards at the airports are all suffixed "ov," "sky," and "sson."
7. Dental office parking lot looks like Porsche dealership.
6. We no longer see members of the Toronto Maple Leafs hanging around on street corners at night.
5. Choking sounds emanate from New York as the Rangers practice what they'll be doing come playoff time.
4. The trail of chipped teeth leading up to the Canadian-U.S. border.
3. Sergei Fedorov hasn't been spotted at a Russian elementary school in over a week.
2. Your kids are banging on glass everytime Mommy and Daddy get in a fight.
1. Ten million Canadians are being pulled out of mothballs.