Four women were having coffee and bragging about their children.
The first woman says "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him FATHER."
The next woman tries to top her, "Really? My son married the princess of a small European country and when he walks into a room, people call him YOUR HIGHNESS!"
The third woman chirps, "Well MY son is a cardinal of the church. Whenever he walks into a room, people call him YOUR EMINENCE!"
The fourth woman is just sitting there sipping her coffee silently, and the other three look at her in a subtle way, as if to say "well...?"
She smiles and says, "Oh. Well, my son is a very handsome and large hockey player. Whenever he walks into a room women say, 'OH MY GOD...!!'"