Top 10 ways to annoy the referee

by Donna M.

I found the attached list on an AOL message board. Enjoy! :o)

Donna
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Top Ten foolproof ways to annoy the crap out of NHL referees

10. By reminding them kindly that polka dot boxers clash with striped shirts.

9. Ask them if they miss wearing double runner skates.

8. Constantly skate behind them going "Nee nee nee nee!!!"

7. Whisper under your breath, "You Tonya Harding wannabe."

6. Ask him if what the wing men say is true, that he's been ahead of that puck a few times himself.

5. You were the last one picked on the pee wee hockey team weren't you? Is that why you're just a ref?

4. Put "Puck Off" signs on their backs.

3. Ask them if you can borrow their 20% discount at Foot Locker.

2. Y'know the Gatorade they drink during breaks? Spike it with Viagra and watch them try to skate after that!

the No. 1 answer:
Everytime you skate past them say: "Yo quiero good call."

Posted on Aug 19, 1999, 12:28 AM

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