You might be a Hockey Addict if.....

by Nomad

1. You make biscuits in dimensions of 3" by 1".

2. You burn the biscuits black.

3. You play a game with one of the biscuits.

4. You deck the guy who says "Check, Please".

5. You think your city's "red light district" is around the opposing goal.

6. You own a Zamboni.

7. You keep your Zamboni in the garage while your main car stays in the driveway.

8. Your calendar only runs from October to June.

9. You wonder how you will get through July, August, and September.

10. You think it was the Edmonton Oilers that moved to Nashville.

11. You wonder when did the LA Kings move to Sacramento.

12. Your favorite movie is "Slapshot".

13. The Hanson Brothers are your favorite actors.

14. You wonder when did the Hanson Brothers start a singing career.

15. You punish your kids with "minors", "majors", and "misconducts".

16. You name your first son "Gordie".

17. When someone says "two minutes", you respond "What for!?!"

18. When you see a traffic light turn red, you chant "He shoots! He scores!".

19. When you see a traffic light turn green, you stop.

20. When you hear a siren in traffic, you wonder who scored and who got the assists.

21. You rag the skater in the duck suit at "Walt Disney's Wonderful World on Ice."

22. You get bored at an ice skating show because there are no fights.

Posted on Aug 23, 1999, 9:26 AM

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