Pamela Anderson, a Flyers Fan and a Ranger Fan....
by Nomad
A Flyers fan, a Rangers fan, and Pamela Sue Anderson are sitting together in a train traveling to New York City when the train enters a tunnel and the car goes completely dark.
Suddenly, there's a kissing noise, and then the sound of a really loud slap.
When the train comes out of the tunnel, Pamela Sue Anderson and the Flyers fan are sitting as if nothing happened, and the Rangers fan is holding his slapped face.
The Rangers fan is thinking, "That Flyers fan must have kissed Pamela Sue and she swung at him and missed, slapping me instead."
Pamela Sue is thinking, "That Rangers fan must have tried to kiss me, accidentally kissed the Flyers fan, and got slapped for it."
And the Flyers fan is thinking, "This is great.
The next time the train goes through a tunnel, I'll make another kissing noise and slap that stinking Ranger fan again."