A little boy is sitting in the living room playing with his train set while his mother is in the next room doing dishes. The little boy pulled his train up to the train station and yelled "all the bastards getting on the train get on, and all the *******s getting off the train get off!"
Hearing this, the mother stormed into the room and grabbed the young man and sent him to his room for 2 hours.
After his punishment had ended, the boy crept out of his room and went straight back to his train set. He pushed the train around the track and came again to the station. When he did, he exclaimed "would the ladies and gentleman who are getting off please do so in an orderly fashion, and have a nice day. Also, for everyone interested in boarding the train, please do so now. And for everyone who is pissed off about the 2 hour wait, take it up with the BITCH in the kitchen!"