Heard from an inside source that the Diceman, thats right the brains behind this whole ordeal, the diceman, got signed by the Cambridge Fury to coach, manage, time keep, run practices, and even do statistics! they figured that since this guy is gods gift to hockey Cambridge won't have to cheat, lie, use illegal players, or for thier sake even get permission anymore. (cause the diceman is also running for president, mayor and heard premier of Ontario as well! anyways, just thought I would keep ya'll up to date on this breaking news... It was also brought to my attention that Cambridge is going to try and dress the Winterhawks (junior B) for this weekend and put wigs on them since they can't use call-ups! WOW, that would really be something! rules, what rules...they got permission from the Mid-Western junior B league to use these players so look out for C-Bridge this weekend...wowsers.
remember ladies...
play hard, play fair
Diceman
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