http://www.ebay.com/itm/GIANT-KEY-DOORSTOP-WEDGE-novelty-joke-gift-or-useful-item-/200786548948?pt=UK_WSJL_Wholesale_GL&hash=item2ebfcf98d4#ht_1155wt_928
I think we should all get these for fun. They ship from England.
I don't sell them but if anyone wants to get me a birthday present, this doesn't cost too much.