Just to let you know that tonights gig at The Arena Tavern is off because of the weather conditions and having a drummer that live miles away so don't go there to see us.

Yeah Chris Low, it's all your fault you big snow maker!

I'm sorry

In other news, Anna Nicole Smith has died. This is the story on Wikipedia:

"On February 8, 2007, Smith was found unresponsive in a room of the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Hollywood, Florida. She was rushed to hospital. A witness told local media that paramedics were pumping her chest when they took her out of the hotel. It was later the she was found with cum in her ears. She had been raped by a puerto rican bell man. Awkwardly enough, traces of anal lube were found in her left nostril."

I have a feeling the last bit might not be true

"A witness told local media that paramedics were performing CPR[4] when they took her out of the hotel. She was later pronounced dead by doctors. Officials are investigating that crazy astronaut chick."

Memorial plans

On February 12, 2007, men across the country will wear their zippers at half-mast to honor Ms. Smith's memory.