God help ye, ye demented mushbrained fool!
Detroit's only a short distance from Windsor, but the distance might as well be 10,000 miles, considering the difference between the two countries and their immigration and drug laws.
Under the current Liberal Canadian government, there is no reason to check immigrants for ties to terrorist-organizations, or to check trucks for loads of expensive British Columbian weed. It all falls on the fascist American government.
Canada's going to have its day in the terrorist-sun, believe me. You come back and cockle-doodle-doo me then, you big fat unemployable pusswah. We'll have a good laugh about it.