I forgot how droll you can be, DA. Where have you been? Raising toddlers, perhaps?
That critter reminds me of the giant mammals of the...what was it, Pleistocene Period? Mastodons, Mammoths, Sabretooths, and Giant Sloths? That's a big pig. If it was on my property, I'd have to issue both of my daughters .50 caliber hand-cannons, and tell them to keep their heads up. And here I was worried about the skinny little coyotes, that have taken a few housecats and lap-dogs in the city, this spring.
Like to see them coyotes try to take my 135-lb Chessie. I know I'm biased, but this dog went over our 4-ft patio fence the other day from a sleeping-start, and nearly bagged a squirrel that was trying to climb our greased-pole of a bird-feeder. Color me impressed. I haven't seen the squirrel since, either. He went up the nearby maple, and is probably still up there, near the 40' top.