Good times, Burgie!

I was lucky enough to only have a year or so of moderate pimpliness, and my beard wasn't growing enough to worry about. A couple of my brothers, though...wow! And then there was my sister, the only one of the four girls to have bad acne, and the only thing that cleared it up was going on "The Pill." Which she did, when she was 17, and suddenly she was hot-looking, no acne, and...on The Pill! I still wonder how she handled that sudden popularity and freedom, in the pre-AIDS, pre-widespread-herpes era of the early '70's. I'm afraid to ask.