I guess the course was still soggy that day, from the rain, and Phil isn't exactly skeletal...add the weight-factor, and the long spikes, and I guess there might have been a few dents in the green. Only a prima donna pro golfer would ever notice such a thing, of course.
We had some nannys, when the kids were younger, and my wife and I were both working. None of them were ugly, but none of them looked anything like Ms. Nordgren-Woods, either. Lucky for me. Daddy needs his rest. Can't be up all night shtupping the nanny.