I have to admit, I was resistant to the concept, but when I tried one of my co-worker's "Iced non-fat mocha latte" from the shop downstairs I got hooked on the drink, for the summer, anyway. They're $1.50 here, $3.50 at Starbucks across the street, for the same size.
Yes, my parents really fixed their place up, after it was too late for us kids to wreck everything. Put a nice family-room addition onto the house, even. Well, they paid their dues, with nine kids and all.
Considering the effect you have on a/c units, have you ever considered the possibility you might be the devil's spawn, doomed to the infernal fires of Hell? Just a thought. Might be some money in it for you, judging by some of my old rock records.