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JesterCapp (Login JesterCapp) Forum Owner Posted Feb 7, 2007 1:24 AM
Jan had just slipped into blissful unconsciousness when he heard a most disturbing ruckus...

Jan recognized the rhythmic flashing of blue and red lights... 'TWAS THE FUZZ!! The cops, the pork patrol, the orange dinosaurs! Jan thought about making a break for it, but honestly, he was too exhausted.

Jan heard a loud voice call out. Pulling his protective flesh cocoon closer, Jan considered the situation... could they get out of this? The blue-haired one would get off on insanity charges, that was certain. The Black haired fellow... he'd probably get taken in. Prison, however, was probably a familiar scene for Matt. For Jan...
No. Jan wouldn't go down without a fight. He was far too pretty. Quickly, Jan settled on a rock-solid strategy...
"LET ME GO, I'M INNOCENT!"

-Th3 J3sT3r. |
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