(Login JesterCapp) Forum Owner Posted Sep 6, 2007 4:07 AM
Hearing a noise to his side, our blonde and dashing hero turned his head. The sight that Jan beheld was too terrible for words: a mangled beast of refuse and jellyfish, an abomination, a creature that shamed the Gods and struck terror into the hearts of man and beast!
(looks like this lol):
Jan's blood ran like ice through his veins. A pensive look crossed his face as he considered his options; should he face this horror, or turn to die with his back to the enemy, like a dog? Should he shield his eyes from that of which the tongue dare not speak? Jellyfish. Arknessday. Miasma of pain.
Licking the sweat from his brow, Jan lept into action. Using naught but pocket lint and bravado, he crafted himself a jet-propelled water-ski. (craft hastily, +20 DC)
Not daring to turn, Jan rode the adrenaline surge into the sunset. Eyes tearing up, said our hero:
