"MWAHAHAHA, you fool! Brandishing billowing locks of chestnut is exactly what I planned you'd do! Also, I have your ears!" wiggle wiggle
"And now for the second phase of my plan... I summon BAMBOOBLED CELTIC WARRIOR GIRL! Her charisma is OVER NINE THOUSAND!!"
"Now I know you have trap cards set up for me when I attack with my prinny... But that's why I'm casting THIS SPELL!"
"With Pajama Party in play, all females within a 5 mile radius, are magnetically attracted to the protagonist, and who's more of a protagonist than the man with perfect hair?"
"Now with my generic elf girl- err- BAMBOOBLED CELTIC WARRIOR GIRL deeply attracted to you, physical hilarity will ensue! Let's see you activate any trap cards while suffocating under her fan service jubilee!
And lo and behold, there was more than one female within a five mile radius.
