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JesterCapp (Login JesterCapp)
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Posted Dec 20, 2007 9:44 AM
Mere moments after his brilliant hair-reversal play, Jan's situation had changed muchly for the worse. "Where did my card game go?" he wondered.
After his opponent's unexpected counter-counter, Jan was suddenly underwater. He was, like a piece of gum betwixt shoe and cement, being pulled and stretched along by scary and violent forces over which he had no control. Many questions were raised by this turn of events. Why was Selt female? Who were these other creatures being strung along behind her? Why were they underwater? Why was selt female? Also, why was Selt female?
Selt boobs. why.
The gender change did nothing for Selt's character or mental stability. She was, Jan noted, still a crazy bitch. As they rocketed past jellyfishies and salmon, Jan wondered if he would drown down here, and if so, would the last thing Jan saw before succumbing to unconciousness be Selt's shapely ass?
Jan hoped fervently to be eaten by a remora.
TBC
-Th3 J3sT3r. |
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