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Rapunzel (My Version)

Rashmi Mann

A girl lived there

With beautiful hair

She lived in a tower

Which had a special shower

The tower was owned by a witch

Who did nothing but stiched.

Rapunzel liked to dance

On a music called Trance

When in wintry days the witch was cozy

Rapunzel used to put on the music and be very noisy

The witch used to say, Oh, please, don't make that noise

If you don't make it, I'll give you a hundred toys.

I don't want toys, Rapunzel said

Instead she said I want to dance with boys

Rapunzel - Hey, give me a car

I want to go to a bar

I'll drink pepsi-cola

And I'll surely play Tumbola.

This story went on for years and years

Till Rapunzel left drinking beer

But started eating pears

The witch had died for sure

Because she couldn't be cured

By a fever, which made her shiver.

Now Rapunzel was old

But still she was bold

With her boldness she caught a prince

And made him eat stale quince.

She told him you have to marry me

She said - If you don't I'll make you a pea

Prince - Oh please don't do that, I have already been a bird

Instead you take my most precious golden sword

Rapunzel - I don't want any sword, all I want is you

Prince - But I already have a wife named Marylou

Rapunzel made the prince bend

And nobody knows what happened in the end

But surely everybody knows that the story ends with a The End.

copyright@ Rashmi Mann