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When I asked her the time,
She ignored me.
Didn’t have the time of day for me.

She carried an electric drill
The noise was shrill
She bored me.

She slept like a bird.
I placed a tea spoon in her mouth.
She stirred.

Said she’d shoot me tomorrow!
Hung my head in sorrow.
News! – is tomorrows Bulletin!

She came home in a dress like a sack,
But she wouldn’t face me,
So I said – It’s nice to see you’re back.

I took her into the fog and mist.
She wasn’t keen on men.
I took her into the fog and mist again.

She really hurt my dog
By calling her a hairy mutt.
So easy to imagine, a tail above her butt.

She was very highly strung,
Sharp tongue, claws, slammed doors.
She should be highly stung.

She sung on a par with birdsong,
Even my socks would hum.
Sweet noise with background pong..

I poked her with a blade of grass
As we lay there in the shade,
For I didn’t have - a different kind of blade.

Give me hope or give me praise.
I had the patience of a doctor and she had the patience
Of a cow, that continues regardless, to graze.

Nonsensical - Do Not Post on WW – Whoops!!

Thanks Rusty!

Rusty Broadspear...