A} Import a bona fide, born in the dirt, country girl to do your gardening
B} Get roller blades for the indoor staff, to make wing transitions easier
C} Move to a country where the birds have wings, not the houses
and
D} Release the restraints on your budget
Hope you see something truly helpful, Sir Rusty. Myself, I've decided I'd like to buy the house I've been renting for almost six years, with both bank accounts overdrawn. Think your staff could help me with that dilemma?
Thanks for being you, my Dear, always a great pleasure to see you. Sorry I wasn't here earlier, out working in the gardens. My yard will be more beautiful than ever this year. Our weather's turning colder again by tomorrow, but this is my third good day out there working. Ready to drop by now - have to get my own indoor staff to do the housework, I'm too sore and tired now. AS IF!!!
Love and BIG Hugs,
Alice