Sidney Sheldon seems like an old old friend to me, I've read so many of his books. Sad that I never met him in person, but it was wonderful for me to be able to exchange even a few emails with him. He wasn't exactly a 'literary' writer, but he wrote interesting stories in ways that kept the reader involved with the book. Maybe you should read something like his "Doomsday Conspiracy," it's quite an interesting story premise and doesn't have any gratuitous sex or anything in that book. Not that his books have a lot of sex either, but they certainly are about life on a broader scale than most of us live. I think you'd enjoy 'Doomsday,' though, I'm just reading it again.
Anna Nicole never made the tabloids in Britain, eh? She certainly was a scandalously splashy figure over here. As you say, 'over the top,' and a very interesting 'character.' She had a lot of heartache in her life though, was subjected to a lot of jealousy and other negative things. And tragically her only son, about 20 years old, died within forty-eight hours of Anna giving birth to a baby girl - he died right in the hospital room in the Bahamas where she gave birth.
Hard to believe you'd never heard of Sidney Sheldon with 300 million of his books in print and so widely read, Sir Rusty, but I have the feeling if you start with one of his books, you'll soon be seeking out others.

I've read the full spectrum of books over the years except the classics like Sartre, I'm saving all of those other-century authors for my 'retirement.'
Thanks for commenting, my Dear, nice to know you care enough to have looked up these two people, especially Mr. Sheldon.
Love and GIANT HUGS,
Alice