About 3 weeks ago Dusty and I were sitting on the front porch having
some ice tea. Out of no where this giant bee come buzzing by and
won't leave Dusty alone...He is scared to death of these bee...
Back round on the bee thing:
About 15 years ago Dusty was leveling some ground out behind his
house for new stalls for his horses...( we were not married at the
time)
with a small front end loader. The ones that have a bar that comes
down in front of you and locks like the a carnival ride...Well
anyways, these big ass bees live in the ground and needless to say
Dusty hit one of them and out fly tons of these big bees about the
size of humming birds!! Well he can't get out of the bar (he was
freaking out like a girl)lolololololol and just as he gets out one
stings him right on the end of his nose...Get the picture!? Not funny
then but I laugh about it all the time because it has now become a
source of great laughter among the kids and I to yell there's a bee
on you and he goes nuts and beats himself with his hat....Hang on I
got to wipe the tears of laughter....
Okay, So Dusty can really tell you just what to use to kill a bee the
fastest with out getting stung! It is of all things that spray brake
cleaner!! It kill them dead in flight and where ever they make a home
and I mean dead NOW!!! he has tried everything on the market and this
is the best for all biting, stringing bugs....
Back to my story:
He keeps brake cleaner stacked out in every car on our place. He
even has it in both the camper and trailer...And before he opens
anything that might look like a bee could be in there he breaks out
his trusty can of bee be gone!! Yes we have watched him chase a bee
down spraying at the air and him self many times and it still cracks
me up. My big brave man running like a girl from a bee...
As we sit and a bee flies by Dusty gets up and gets a can of bee be
gone from his service truck and sits down and waits for the enemy to
make the next pass..Then out of the setting suns ray the enemy
appears...He doesn't stand a chance against Dusty and his trusty can
of
bee be gone, he take aim and sprays a half of can on his enemy
showering the bee with a misty of the deadly be bee gone...Dusty
jumps to his feet in triumph as his enemy drops to his feet dead yes
dead, it happen that fast!!
Meanwhile, the cigarette Dusty was
smoking went out, (the new suck your brains out paper they are now
made of) he sits back feeling proud of saving his family from yet
another near attack of the killer bees relights his cigarette....
I
smell hair burning and fuff he is now betting his face!!
He was so
shaken up from his near death experience that he lite his mustache on
fire burning half of it off.....OK it was not funny then either but
it dang sure is now that he is okay...
No one has seen him with out
his lip hair since he was in high school...And man oh man do I like
it gone...
I HAVE BEEN CHEATING ON MY HUSBAND WITH MY HUSBAND...
Guess
what I LOVE BEES!!!!
If you want to see the new him it is on my blog in the first slide
show where we went camping last weekend.....Notice we are camping in
a huge field of flowers, that's what happens when you get to the
mountains after dark! HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE but it sure was pretty and
cool up there!
Hope you all enjoy a glimpse into my life with a Redneck.....I love a
man who can laugh at himself...And believe me Dusty does a lot of
very funny things...I married him because he makes me laugh everyday!!
OUR BLOG:
http://www.chasesstory.blogspot.com
