e funny quotes from the movie:

•I know your kids is some way have touched me, and in some way I have touched them

•Hey Miss Mullins, you the man!

•Dude, I've been mooching off you for years and it's never been a problem.

•Turn it sideways, and, you have a bass guitar.

•I worked in the department of experimental educationers.

•This is the best school I've ever teached at.

•Now raise your goblet of rock. It's a toast to those who rock!

•Dude, I serve society by rockin'

•Dude, you know I don't have the rent money, what did you wake me up for?

Turn it sideways, and, cello, you have a bass guitar.

Sell my guitars? Would you tell Piccasso to sell his guitars?

It will train your head, your mind and your brains.

You're tacky and I hate you.

And they worship me....cause I'm sexy!

Summer's Mom: Why has my daughter become obsessed with David Geffen?

Principal Mullins: We have a SITUATION on our hands! We have a field trip gone awry!

Tamika - So, why don't you go on a diet?
Dewey - Because... I like to eat!

hellloooo harvard yoooo

The man ruined the ozone, he’s destroying the rain forest, and he kidnapped Shamu and put her in a chlorine tank! There used to be a way to stick it to the man called rock and roll, but, oh no! He had to ruin that too with a little thing called MTV!

-"freddy what do you like to do?"
"i dunno......burn stuff"