The song No Vacancy sing

You know the song No Vacancy sing, I'm not sure what the words are. This is probably wrong but i thought it went 'Heal my heart sick hungry cry! I'm Hungry, for A minor G! Heal my, timber, framed doorknobs, i really and hungry foor! some fresh corn layers, i am distunguished for gluestick, jam and max were sniffing glue! i'm hungry, doo daddly doo! R u a shpas! with all the watermelon flavoured timber framed snake charmers! Free pringles, with peter and scampi priests!' is dat right or wrong?!