Funny quotes

[Buddy sees the mail room for the first time]
Buddy: It's just like Santa's workshop! Except it smells like mushrooms... and everyone looks like they wanna hurt me...
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[answering the phone]
Buddy: Buddy the Elf! What's your favorite color?
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Buddy: Us elves like to stick to the four main food groups. Candy, candy canes, candy corn and syrup.
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Walter: [whispering] Call for security, Deb.
Buddy: [whispering] I like to whisper too!
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Buddy: Actually, I'm a human, but I was raised by elves.
Carolyn: I'm a human... raised by humans.
Buddy: Cool.
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Emily: You sure like sugar, don't you?
Buddy: Does syrup have sugar in it?
Emily: Yes.
Buddy: Then YES!
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Buddy: You're not Santa. You smell like beef and cheese! You don't smell like Santa.
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Buddy: I just like to smile! Smiling's my favorite.
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Buddy: Have you seen these toilets? They're GINORMOUS!
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[Buddy burps loudly]
Buddy: Did you hear that?
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Buddy: Watch out, the yellow ones don't stop!
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Elf Teacher: Now, before we learn how to build the latest in extreme graphic chipset processors, let's recite the code of the elves, shall we?
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[Buddy is pressing the elevator buttons at the same time]
Buddy: It looks like a Christmas tree.
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Gimbel's Manager: There's no singing in the North Pole.
Buddy: Yes there is.
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Buddy: SANTA! OH MY GOD! SANTA'S COMING! I KNOW HIM! I KNOW HIM!
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Carolyn: Thanks Buddy!
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[While Ice Skating, Buddy kisses her on the cheek]
Jovie: You missed.
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Jovie: Now, tell me why you were in the girls' locker room this morning?
Buddy: I heard you singing and I wanted to join in.
Jovie: It didn't have anything to do with the fact that I was naked and in the shower?
Buddy: I didn't know you were naked.
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Buddy: It's just nice to meet another human that shares my affinity for elf culture.
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Buddy: I thought maybe we could make ginger bread houses, and eat cookie dough, and go ice skating, and maybe even hold hands.
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Buddy: I passed through the seven levels of the Candy Cane forest, through the sea of swirly twirly gum drops, and then I walked through the Lincoln Tunnel.
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Buddy: First we'll make snow angels for a two hours, then we'll go ice skating, then we'll eat a whole roll of Tollhouse Cookiedough as fast as we can, and then we'll snuggle.
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Buddy: Can I listen to your necklace ?
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[pointing to sign saying "World's Best Cup of Coffee"]
Buddy: Congratulations, guys! You did it!
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Buddy: The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.
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Buddy: I'm a cotton-headed ninny-muggins.
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Buddy: [reading the note he left on the etch-a-sketch] "I'm sorry I ruined your lives, and crammed eleven cookies into the VCR."
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[Being beaten up by a dwarf he thinks is an elf]
Buddy: He's an angry elf!
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Walter: What do you want? Some money?
Buddy: No! I just wanted to meet you and thought maybe you might want to meet me.
Walter: Who wouldn't wanna meet you?
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Buddy: [as he is hit by a snowball] SON of a NUTcracker!


Any others?