I got this from (another forum

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After a long and strenuous process a young Turk finally receives the news he has been accepted into German citizinship. He rushes home to surprise his father with the good news.
"Dad I have become a German citizen now!" Shouts the kid.
His nationalist father upon hearing the news, gets really angry and yells back:
"You honorless kid! How could you have the nerve to become a German citizen!" And immediately gives him an Ottoman slap to the face.
As the kid rushes back home and it suddenly occurs to him:
"Can you believe that! It's been less then an hour since I've become a German and already I can't stand the Turks!!"
E Tan, E Epi Tas!