Other Celebrity Possibilities at Ground Zero

Bruce Stockler in a Boston Globe Op Ed article entitled “Egos Rising” offers up other celebrity possiblities for Ground Zero.

Possibilities include Olsen Twin Towers; Howard Stern’s Truth Towers (shockingly relevant but allows women to be spied on in bathroom); Bob & Harvey Weinstein Present: WTC II (well marketed but no connection to real world); Paris’s Triple Hiltons; Moltohattan (constructed from rigatoni and layers of imported Italian cheese); Al Sharpton’s Justice Town (16 acres where whites lives in subjugation to African-Americans); The Immaculate Deception (Madonna tears down and remakes the towers every two years); Corcoran Corners (a faux village with neat 1/4 acre lots and mature trees).
http://911memorials.org/archives/2005/06/08/other-celebrity-possibilities-at-ground-zero/