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My awesome surprise

March 22 2008 at 2:52 PM
Grant  (no login)

It was my 27th birthday and when I arrived home, my wife was nowhere to be seen. I noticed a floating helium balloon in the kitchen and a birthday card attached to the string. The card said, "follow the trail of wrapped sweets which I know are your favourites". The trail led all around the house, and in each room I found aother balloon with new instructions, such as "remove your shoes" (first room), "remove your shirt" (second room), "remove your pants" (3rd room) and I kept taking off another article of clothes each room I came to. Finally, I was naked and the sweets reached a room with a big cardboard box in it and a note, "welcome home darling, hope your birthday surprise is all you have wished for.

I opened the box and inside I found my wife in her favourite clothes, that is, her birthday suit. That night sex was awesome and I was so pleased she had such a good imagination to make our love life so thrilling.

 
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Anonymous
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Re: My awesome surprise

April 1 2008, 1:16 AM 

i am jealous, fuck she must be one hot lady, u r so lucky man.

 
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Ramu
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Lucky man

April 10 2008, 12:40 AM 

she must have been in midcycle!

 
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bleh
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cool

April 11 2008, 8:00 AM 

:)))))
You lucky lucky boy!

 
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Harry
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Re: cool

April 18 2008, 2:27 PM 

wish your wife was my wife and God won't punish me for thinking that

 
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Zembert
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July 23 2008, 12:27 AM 

no reason why any wife could surprise her H like that

 
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Jacken
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Re: cool

July 25 2008, 3:14 AM 

I would race home every night if my wife would give me surprises like that.

 
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gary
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Re: cool

July 31 2008, 6:03 PM 

guys worst nightmare if he is cock is not able to get stiff when he wants it to. girls would not ask him again and they might whisper about him like "big muscles, but little cock". imagine a rich man not having any cock power left, so his wife would have to cheat on him with or without his consent

 
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habidez
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Re: cool

December 27 2008, 3:30 PM 

surprises take boredom out of marriage, make sex more exciting. i fucked my girlfriend on the roof of her house while her parents and sister were inside. we slid down the corrugated iron and just about went over the edge but guttering stopped us. i had visions of breaking our bones and her family coming out to see what the comotion was about, and seeing us both without pants on and lying injured on the ground needing an ambulance.

 
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Jeannette
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January 1 2009, 11:11 AM 

Habidex, surely Divine Intervention from God saved you that embarrassment. You must have stored up some Brownie points by helping an old lady cross the road when you were younger. God moves in mysterious ways, for sure, but thankyou for the mind pictures of you and your girlfriend sliding down the roof. LOL xoxo

 
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Lisa
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January 5 2009, 4:50 PM 

Jacken, if you did race home every night, I think your wife would be thrilled. Too many husbands leave wifey to do all the housework and so by the time she is ready for sex, she will be too tired to enjoy it properly. My guy missed out more than he should, until I gave him a list of jobs to do before I would let him in my panties again. He sulked for 5 weeks, and I wore revealing clothes to make his desire greater, and eventually one night he just started doing the jobs on the list. As soon as he was finished, I treated him to the best sex he had ever had, and since then he has pulled his weight in the house and gets as much sex as he desires - which is sometimes twice a day. It feels so good to see his cock so hard when he looks at me, and I appreciate him helping in the house. Win-win.

 
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