Do you know what Rodeo Sex is?

It's when you mount your fiance from behind (doggie sex), start stroking in-out nice and slowly, take her hair and pull her head back slightly and whisper in her ear, "your sister was better in bed that you.....", and try and hang on for 8 seconds!

As a painless way to save money, a young couple decided that everytime they had sex the husband would put his pocket change in a china piggy bank on the bedside table. One night while being unusally athletic, the husband knocked the piggy bank onto the floor where it smashes. To his surprise, among the masses of coins, there are handfuls of five and ten dollar bills. He asks his wife, "what's up with all these notes?", to which his wife replies, "well, not everyone is as cheap as you are."

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

What is the difference between oooooooooh and ahhhhhhhhh?
About three inches in penis size.

Even if you hang on for 8 seconds, your ass will be kicked out the door for cheating on her with her sister, and your engagement ring will come out the door after you.

would like to c the dude get his cum-uppance out the door, and all her friends throw over-ripe fruit at him for spoiling her wedding plans

aww i love it!