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The more you rub it, the bigger it gets

June 24 2008 at 10:10 PM
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One day when the teacher walked into the classroom, she noticed that someone had written the word 'PENIS' in tiny letters on the blackboard. She scanned the class looking for a guilty face. Finding none, she rubbed the word off and began class.

The next day, the word 'PENIS' was written on the board again; this time it was written about halfway accross the board. Again she looked around in vain for the culprit, so she proceded with the day's lesson.

Every morning for a week, she went into the classroom and found the same disgusting word written on the board, each day the word was bigger than the day before. Each day she rubbed it off vigorously.

At the end of the second week, she walked in expecting to be greeted by the same word on the board, but instead found the words: "The more you rub it, the bigger it gets."

 
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June 28 2008, 2:22 AM 

Bet it was a boy that wrote on the blackboard, not something a girl would do. Girls are too nice to do things like that.

 
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kerrin
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June 28 2008, 7:31 PM 

bois r expected 2 play pranks, but wonder what teachers said about it in the staff room, kinda clever but mischievous and rather sexy but bois have sex on the brain all day at puberty....that is why girls r definitely more level headed. suspose all the girls knew boi writing on the blackboard but weird 4 the teacher and wonder if she was embarrassed or got turned on bi the mystery.

 
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July 3 2008, 5:37 PM 

it might have been a girl and teacher did not scan girl's faces, believing "of course it must be a boy writing this stuff on the blackboard"

it is a pre-supposition 2 believe that all crime is done by boys. girls can do exciting pranks like this 2...not all girls r little angels afraid to dance in the world of excitement, some have fast cars and don't wear underwear all the time

 
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Kit
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July 4 2008, 8:55 PM 

ron - how do you know that some girls don't wear underwear when out in public ? Does your g/f do that?

 
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ron
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October 19 2008, 3:28 AM 

How do you know my g/f does not wear any underwear, kit? I thought it was a secret.

 
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Bob
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October 22 2008, 6:10 PM 

Guys are not clever enough to work out that rhyme; it has got to be a girl who is pissed off at the teacher for giving her a E (fail) grade on an assignment. But I like the joke and share it around.

 
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