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toilet paper roll testSeptember 22 2008 at 8:51 PM | sami (no login) |
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i heard that if you take a toilet paper role and you try to insert an erect penis inside of it and it does not fit then that means the penis is above average in girth. is that true? any one heard this before?
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Anonymous (no login) | Re: toilet paper roll test | September 23 2008, 1:45 AM |
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A Dude (no login) | Cardboard | September 23 2008, 1:22 PM |
Seems to me the insert is not going to feel all that great to run that kind of test. |
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desmonde (no login) | Re: Cardboard | September 24 2008, 12:08 AM |
Female breasts vary in size, so do guys' cocks, so a guy should not get too concerned if he fails the toilet roll test. If you are concerned, then put 15 condoms on at once to make it thicker. |
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sami (no login) | to A Dude | September 25 2008, 11:19 AM |
"Seems to me the insert is not going to feel all that great to run that kind of test."
lol lol that was really funny!
but lets say someone DID find that it feels great lol lol any thoughts???
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A Dude (no login) | Hummm can cardboard feel good? | September 25 2008, 1:55 PM |
"but lets say someone DID find that it feels great lol lol any thoughts???"
I was about to write about how could anyone find cardboard something they would want to put next to sensitive skin...I was going to say that of course there are people out there who enjoy pain in sex as in some form of BDSM etc - However I do remember years ago when tampon applicators were made of what looked like rough cardboard -- being a male I have no clue what that would feel like going into a vagina but I do notice plastic and smoother finishes evolved to replace the old pure cardboard.
So just because you find humor in this I decided to take a used roll and test it one ME .. Non erect and sure enough its a sensation that is rough feeling. So trying to jam my erect member into that tube just to see if its possible? Not me LoL!!
Perhaps a condom? |
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collenn (no login) | Re: Hummm can cardboard feel good? | September 27 2008, 12:45 AM |
a dude i guess u is 2 shy to admit whethur yur cock is tight fit in roll u don't have to push it in all the way, just the nob to get an indication |
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A Dude (no login) | I sorta figured someone would ask me so | September 27 2008, 9:54 AM |
I tried adding a condom and some KY and that works much better re not feeling bad...actually until I hit max it was feeling more then just good...Alas I wish I could have continued because it was feeling good ....had to end the test because I am a bit larger...NOT by that much I think but too large to slide at all -- and once out and fully hard there was no way to get back inside.
I should add that length wise I am just at the average or on some charts .2 inches under! |
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sami (no login) | To A Dude | September 27 2008, 9:01 PM |
A Dude lol lol lol thanks for VOLUNTEERING your MEMBER for the sake of answering my question!!! that was funny.
actually my bf and i performed this test on my bf and the roll went only passed the head and after that it didnt go anywhere!!!
in my other post i asked about anal and this puts an end to my curiosity regarding that topic lol lol lol |
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A Dude (no login) | To Sami | September 29 2008, 10:50 AM |
OK ....So I take it you decided to limit any testing on YOUR part re Anal ....No matter how anyone feels about this topic its still a matter of getting past the true dirty aspect ...Dirt being the operative word. |
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Kiri (no login) | Re: To Sami | October 1 2008, 6:22 PM |
a dude, obviously u have passed the toilet roll test from a tightish fit. Congratulations !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U can't be classed a "cuckold" with a tiny wand....ha ha ha ha. |
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A Dude (no login) | Passing a test does not cut it - for Kiri | October 2 2008, 12:29 PM |
Its all a matter of what the Girl wants or needs. From conversations with a couple of potential partners ...What I have would not be enough. For example I know a gal who is open about needing at least 7.5 Inches in Length .. Another wants a very full feeling and just passing the roll test is not going to give her what she wants. One gal I was with had a tilted uterus and kept on telling me she was glad I was not any larger ... So I think this may be a lot like guys who desire large boobs. I bet a few gals are turned on by the visual size of a penis and larger may be more of a mental turn on and others do feel that fuller feeling a few gals I know are into.
Reminds me of an affair I was in. My Married GF said she enjoyed going down on me much more then her husband. He was larger and she could never fully deep throat him, and what she could get in her mouth was uncomfortable for her. So being smaller clearly was a good thing to be. One thing is for sure...With her I got a great deal of oral from her.
One thing I should not forget to mention. She had a "thing" about a Penis that was not erect. She equated a soft penis with peeing "I Think" and said she needed it to be hard before she would start oral. |
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Popper (no login) | Re: toilet paper roll test | October 6 2008, 5:27 PM |
Are you talking flacid or erect. I cant put my flacid in a toitet roll, and I REALLY cant put my erect penis in one. Does this mean Im a fatty? Actually I know that I am...the problem is that my fat dick makes me look shorter than I really am. When ever I ask a woman to guess my size, they always guess my erect length to be shorter than it really is. That sucks, but I guess I would rather have the size and not look it, rather than not have the size and look it. |
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Anonymous (no login) | Re: toilet paper roll test | October 7 2008, 1:44 PM |
penis should be rock-hard for the toilet paper roll test, because flaccid size can vary so much
if your girlfriend is happy with your penis size, then feel contented. If she wants a bigger penis, then she might be after your mate for some top-ups. |
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Popper (no login) | Re: toilet paper roll test | October 7 2008, 10:04 PM |
My length is 7 inches long and I am 6.25 in girth. I just look like Im about 5 inches long! lol! |
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Anonymous (no login) | Re: toilet paper roll test | December 10 2008, 12:01 PM |
Average cock is about 5 inches in girth, which is excellent for young women. After child birth, bigger cocks are often appreciated or even desired.
The bigger the cock, the more aroused a woman should be BEFORE penetration. The vagina stretches much more easily with a bigger cock if the pelvis is pulsating with a full charge of blood from foreplay over an extended period of time. |
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Another Guy (no login) | Re: toilet paper roll test | December 14 2008, 12:16 AM |
So what if it fits or not?
It might be a really fat one.
How about length?
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Fay (no login) | Re: toilet paper roll test | December 14 2008, 5:24 PM |
"What about length?" Okay, I will answer even though I blush red imaging it.
The biggest cocks require two toilet rolls for length, and sometimes a bit of twitchy cock is still sticking out the end to smile at the lady who is thinking, "OMG, I can't be this lucky, can I?".
The best deal is a cock that is too thick to slide in a toilet roll, even with lubrication. Young women might struggle with a cock that is two toilet rolls long, but it definitely nice for after you have a baby and are larger inside. |
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A Dude (no login) | Question for Fay | December 14 2008, 7:44 PM |
I am right at the edge of 6.25 depending on which GF has measured it. I have also run into quite a number of cervix's and most women do NOT care for having the Cervix pushed with a Penis.
So Fay when a guy long enough hits yours....is it a dull sensation or painful? |
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Fay (no login) | Re: Question for Fay | December 15 2008, 1:30 AM |
As long as the guy strokes slowly, my vg stretches to accommodate without discomfort. Have 3 kids, so long cocks are generally okay. |
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vivren (no login) | Re: Question for Fay | December 15 2008, 1:36 PM |
if it hurts, the guy hasn't licked your slit and clitoris enough to allow it to stretch naturally |
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Kirsty Vrollicke (no login) | Re: Question for Fay | December 20 2008, 1:32 PM |
I have noticed that Asian toilet rolls are smaller in the core, which I suspose does not matter too much because Asian penises are usually smaller because the female body is smaller than other cultures which drink larger quantities of milk to grow the bones bigger.
Now if an American buys a toilet roll from Asia, he could easily be walking around with an inflated Ego, thinking his small cock easily wins the toilet roll test hands down. Shhhhhhzzzzzzzzzzz....don't burst his bubble, or he might become emotionally impotent for years afterwards. lol.
Let someone design a sticker to put on guys heads to show their rating in the toilet roll test. Us girls would love to read the rating score b4 deciding whether to chat him up. |
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