Statistics show that by 70 years of age, there are only 200 men alive for every 1,000 women alive of the same age.
If you apply the "one man-one woman rule", then 80% of older women don't get sex unless they commit adultery, and if 50-90% of the husbands are having erection difficulties, then 90-95% of older women would have to become lesbians to get any sex at all.
FUCK OLD AGE IS CRUEL, viagra must have been invented to stop old ladies over-taxing old guys hearts from "unreasonable demands for sex".
No wonder men choose to go to Heaven at an earlier age than women, possibly to avoid the humiliation and embarrasment of not being able to get an erection.
At the very time guys are beginning to hone their seduction skills to perfection, God takes away their libido so they can't get an erection (or it goes small again after a few seconds).
It must be stressful for a man in a rest home to be surrounded by dozens of women wanting a chance at his cock, and he can't get an erection. I can imagine the guy rushing off to Heaven and asking God why he cut off the libido when HIS GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY WAS IN FRONT OF HIS EYES.
BIT LIKE THE OLD BULL SAYING, LETS WALK DOWN TO THE PADDOCK AND AT OUR LEISURE LETS FUCK ALL THE COWS IN THE PADDOCK. Only thing the old man is simply not as good as an "old Bull".
Viagra must have been invented by a female to reduce the puch ups as old ladies fight for the right to sleep with a -..... m...a...n.
So my advice to other women is: "get all the sex you can while you are young, because the cock power won't be available when you get older". When your guy gets to 70, it will be difficult for him to remember to have his annual fuck.
Twice daily......yeah right.
Once daily.......no way, not even in my wildest dreams.
Once a month ....cruel to expect it that often.
Once a year......I am sure I fucked you last year.
2015.............even just once God, PLEASE, p-l-e-a-s-e.
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An old engineer went to Heaven and God said to him, "I am sorry but you don't make the cut. You have to go down to the hot fires of Hell"
After a couple of months, God rang up Satin who is contracted to look after all the people in Hell, and he enquired how the "new Engineer is going?"
"Fantastic", said Satin, he has made some air conditioning units to cool down the air, and also made special shoes to cool our feet".
"I have made a big mistake", said God. "Send him back straight away".
"Can't do that, God, we need him here".
"If you don't send the Engineer back, I will sue you".
"That's a good joke, God, as all the Lawyers are here in Hell and they appreciate the air conditioning and nice shoes to wear, so they are not going to help you one little bit.
Even God sometimes makes important mistakes - so if we forgive each other our tresspasses against each other, then life can be a whole lot more fun.
Cathie: Please dont think all men 70 years old cant get it up,there are plenty around who do just fine. While I am not 70 years old, I am almost 63 and I am still very horney and do very well in the erection department! Women after menopause seem to be the ones who dont care about sex. I sure wish the drug companys would come up with something which would make the women really horney! However, I do know a few women past menopause who still like a romp in the straw!
Very few ever really see what older nakkid bodies look like.
Only those who go to nude resort have the opportunity to view a variety of "nakkids"
Currently in "more affluent" locals Obesity is now the -NORM-
Now with the internet one can view what "IT" Looks like when people age. I live close to a place where people are free to be nude at a beach. On occasions I wish I could go blind temporarily.
I see women who are 60 who look far better then a 20 year old out of shape gal (who could be a babe)
However to be 70 male or female would take a serious commitment to stay in shape.
So do very old people keep the lights OFF?
Sure there is MORE to making love then just the visuals but we all know that visuals are important as "turn ons"
As I get older my erections are much stronger then when I was in my 20's and that is because I am in far better shape with better blood flow, today - then I was years ago. Commitments I made to myself to get in shape and stay in shape and I cannot live one day without my daily work outs.
Getting it up and keeping it up - Miss Big "V" says she started having sex at 13 and so did I (12-13) and I was lucky if I could hold back from the ejaculation for 3 minutes with my girl friend. Once I remember getting to her hymen and loosing it that first time when I was right at the gateway and blew my load. At least I was able to try again 10 minutes later.
Bottom line Cathie is - How many 70 year old men will want to be with a 70 year old women or reverse that because in either case I bet its going to require lights off and a lot of fantasy in order for the guy to get it up and keep it up without a drug and for the older woman to find a way to get "ETHER'S" Obese sagging stomach out of the way for coital contact.
PS: My body today with a 6pack looks far better then when I was 1/2 my age and I am committed to keeping it that way. Look for pictures of Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger the former Mr. World, who has let all that muscle turn to flab. He now goes out of his way to prevent any one taking pictures of him at the beach.
Thanks for the concern Cathie.I was divorced at 40. Tried every avenue to find a new mate. Where are all those horney 50-70 year olds? I ended up going back with my wife.
At 60 I was diagnosed with advanced prostate cancer. My doctor gave me all the options with the statement "Well you've had a good sex life." indicating my sex life was over. I had a radical prostotectomy. The sexual urge remained but erections weren't there.
For a year I went through all the erection aids so that I could continue to please my wife.that included the pump,injection and finally a penal implant. now I have 'Dick on Demand'. My wife and I enjoy sex once a week or more. I allways say "I may not be able to cut the mustard, but I can still lick the jar." I my case I figure the urge will be gone when they close my coffin. LOL!
OldJim(75)
We were born with no clothes, so most of these hangups about sex would disappear if the only clothes allowed to be worn were definitely "see-through clothes".
I bet people would get 20 times more sex in their lifetimes if nudity was promoted as a healthy, compulsory lifestyle for all people of all ages.
Old people like gentle jim NEED sex too.
Old people in rest homes NEED sex too.
If you want your life to b more exciting, then LET YOURSELF have more fucks. Silly to miss out all the time.
Too many girls are waiting for the perfect man, and so their sex life is SO AWEFUL AND DRREARY. Gotta say, they punish themselves by being too fussy.
Guys want sex and if you keep having hangups about what you look like between the legs, you will keep scaring off guys with your body language. They will notice you don't like yourself, and if you don't like yourself you won't believe guys who say they think you are nice and sexy.
Guys have options, and they just find another girl to date if you can't get over your hangups.
Your vagina has a unique shape, so you have something special (like a gift) to offer a guy that he has never seen before. He might have kissed a lot of labia on other "conquests", but he has never had the pleasure of your gift to him.
STOP THINKING YOU ARE NOT GOOD ENOUGH. He wants to be inside your slit ASAP - your labia are the "tease curtains" to excite him into opening up your slit and getting inside to the treasure trove of awesome pleasure.
I never heard of a guy turning down a fuck because of the labia being different to the labia on other girls.
God does not make junk, every girl's labia is a gift to a guy, and just like we don't all wear the same color clothes or eat the same food or like the same movie, God made our vaginas all different to keep life most interesting.
Find something about a guy you like, and compliment him on it, and most likely he will start looking for ways to tell you that you are pretty darn nice yourself.
It is not about how you look, but rather the FEELINGS HE FEELS WHEN HE IS WITH YOU. If he likes your friendship, it won't matter if you have wooden legs and a glass eye and a six inch long nose.
I ain't all that pretty, but the boys keep asking me out because my eyes show them that I enjoy talking to them. And more often than not they get lucky.