Especially this paragraph: "Now if you want to get rid of them for corruption, well, after we get all the deserving ones locked up, there will be few left. And I am not so sure senaters Loki and Celt would be proff against the temptaions. In fact I am sure that at the least I would try to emulate my hero charlie wilson, and drink lots of good booze, and bang all the hot chicks I could."
Sniff! Makes me want to run for public office!