So I'm watching Kenyan Muslim Socialist Führer O-Dumb-Ass on TV yesterday standing in front of all these stacks of pipes out in Oklahoma or wherever, farting through his face about how he's going to move heaven and earth to cut through bureaucratic red tape to approve the construction of what was later explained was the "Southern leg" of this pipeline which he's against building the Northern Leg of...
Blah, blah, blah...
Bottleneck of oil... ...Have to get it somewhere for something... ...Blah, blah, blah...
Or some damn shit. It's gotten to the point where every time I hear him talk, all that registers is
Wuh wuh WUH, uhhh... Wuh WUH wuh, wuh-wuh wuh WUH....
But I was thinking to myself as I watched this -
What the fuck does he mean - "he's going to rush to get it approved" ?! What the fuck is all that pipe doing RIGHT FUCKING THERE ON THE GODDAM CONSTRUCTION SITE if there's still some question as to whether it's all going to be assembled ???
Sure as shit, the news report goes on to reveal that this project is, in fact, already approved
, and O-Dork-Fuck's glorious declaration means about as much as if I declared that I was going to expedite everybody's goddam breathing process !!!
So now I gotta wonder if there are really and truly any completely, absolutely, and utterly God Damn brain-dead, cranially-fucked, dim-bulbed, skull-fractured, walking coma cases out there who are actually friggin' stupid enough to believe that this pathetic bag of typical politician scum-and-shit slurry actually undulated his grotesque ass out there witht he actual intent of accomplishing anything.
I mean - can you be that friggin' stupid and retain even the automatic brain functions responsible for maintaining breathing and heartbeat ???
Why couldn't the stupid-ass Elephantitis Party find somebody besides Lord High Haircut, Bone-Head Boy, and Fat Devil Mammon to goddam run for President ?
I mean - I guess I can hope people are sick enough of O-Flap-Ass to vote for one of these dumb-asses, but look what the fuck "Hope" got us last time !
The only good thing I can see coming from a second Obama term is trying to organize a "Million Man March" on the District of Corruption
to burn our Obamacare cards !